Funniest convo ever!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Writing.

Stranger: yumm

You: What?

Stranger: i bet u taste so good

You: Well, vampyre blood shouldn't be good. In fact, it should taste rotten?

Stranger: ur a vampire?

You: Yes.

Stranger: ur hott

You: I'm not a chili. I'm merely beautiful.

Stranger: id fuck you silly

You: Well, luckily I'm not a human, so I do not feel the need of having sex.

Stranger: uve never played with urelf?

You: No. I have no sexual interest.

Stranger: u need to get fucked

Stranger: thats the prob

You: I don't have the urge.

You: Sex doesn't make anything good

You: It just gives a bunch of humans broken hearts.

Stranger: yea but its funn

You: No. It's merely because you want to breed.

Stranger: .....which makes it fun

You: So you want to overpopulate the world even more, just to breed for fun? And you think I'm weird?

You: Gosh.. humans..

Stranger: would u ever let a guy cum in your mouth

You: Wouldn't even let a guy's penis touch me. It'd be filthy.

Stranger: u dont like penises huh

You: I don't nok like anything sexual.

You: I'm asexual, and if you do not understand that, you're merely a silly dumb human.

Stranger: but u wear makeup thats a massive contradiction

You: Makeup is to bring out the eyes. I does not need to get laid.

You: To weat makeup isn't because you're in lack of sexual touch or stuff like that. It's simple to feel yourself comfortable.